But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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