I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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