We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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