yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
