idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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