I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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