therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
