According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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