The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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