I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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