I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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