You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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