ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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