what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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