i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you win again, gameday.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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