My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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