Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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