im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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