R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
