Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Send help, water and tortillas.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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