so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
