i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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