Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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