is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
dude i'm inner monologue high
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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