Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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