On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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