Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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