so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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