I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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