Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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