hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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