found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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