12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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