Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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