How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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