dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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