Ambien. No doubt about it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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