i dont even know how to be here
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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