So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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