did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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