I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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