Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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