She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
