some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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