If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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