No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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