I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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