So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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