i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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