**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She's JV to your varsity
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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