chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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