I looked at my own cervix.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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