They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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