We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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