Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I did not marry a roomba.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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